Sex Quotes
Top 10 Sex Quotes
No 1 (Best quote!)![Sex Quotes Sex Quotes](images/quotes-west.jpg)
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?,
- Mae West (1892–19800, American film actress, pictured right.
No 2![Sex Quotes Sex Quotes](images/quotes-monroe.jpg)
The real lover is the man who can thrill you just by touching your head or smiling into your eyes or by just
staring into space.
- Marilyn Monroe (1926-1962), American
film star, pictured right.
Monroe's reply to what she wore in bed was:
Chanel No. 5.
No 3![Sex Quotes Sex Quotes](images/quotes-atwood.jpg)
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
(from the 1986 novel The Handmaid's Tale)
- Margaret Atwood (1939- ), pictured right, Canadian writer.
No 4![Sex Quotes Sex Quotes](images/quotes-allen-woody.jpg)
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
- Woody Allen, American film actor and director in the film Annie Hall (1977), pictured
right.
Allen also comments:
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said
'no'.
No 5![Sex Quotes Sex Quotes](images/quotes-ryan-sally.jpg)
I'll have what she's having.
- female diner to waiter, seeing Sally (Meg Ryan), pictured right acting an orgasm in the
film When Harry Met Sally (1989).
No 6![Sex Quotes Sex Quotes](images/quotes-friedan.jpg)
No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.
- Betty Friedan (1921-2006), American
feminist writer, pictured right.
No 7![Sex Quotes Sex Quotes](images/quotes-marx-groucho.jpg)
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
- Groucho Marx (1890-1977), American comedian and film and TV star, pictured right.
No 8![Sex Quotes Sex Quotes](images/quotes-simpson-homer.jpg)
Marge, I’m going to miss you so much. And it’s not just the sex! It’s also the food preparation.
- Homer Simpson, pictured right, in the
American TV series, The Simpsons.
No 9![Sex Quotes Sex Quotes](images/quotes-miller.jpg)
Life is an oyster but you don’t crack it open on a mattress!,
(Willy Loman in the 1949 play Death of a Salesman)
- Arthur Miller (1915-2005), American writer, pictured right.
No 10![Sex Quotes Sex Quotes](images/quotes-heller.jpg)
There was little she hadn’t tried and less she wouldn’t.
(talking about Dori Duz in the 1961 novel Catch-22)
- Joseph Heller (1923-99), American writer, pictured right.
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