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Sex Quotes


Top 10 Sex Quotes


No 1 (Best quote!)Sex Quotes

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?,

- Mae West (1892–19800, American film actress, pictured right.



No 2Sex Quotes

The real lover is the man who can thrill you just by touching your head or smiling into your eyes or by just staring into space.

- Marilyn Monroe (1926-1962), American film star, pictured right.


Monroe's reply to what she wore in bed was:

Chanel No. 5.



No 3Sex Quotes

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

(from the 1986 novel The Handmaid's Tale)

Margaret Atwood (1939- ), pictured right, Canadian writer. 



No 4Sex Quotes

Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

- Woody Allen, American film actor and director in the film Annie Hall (1977), pictured right.


Allen also comments:

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'no'.


No 5Sex Quotes

I'll have what she's having.

female diner to waiter, seeing Sally (Meg Ryan), pictured right acting an orgasm in the film When Harry Met Sally (1989).



No 6Sex Quotes

No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.

- Betty Friedan (1921-2006), American feminist writer, pictured right.



No 7Sex Quotes

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

- Groucho Marx (1890-1977), American comedian and film and TV star, pictured right.



No 8Sex Quotes

Marge, I’m going to miss you so much. And it’s not just the sex! It’s also the food preparation.

- Homer Simpson, pictured right, in the American TV series, The Simpsons. 



No 9Sex Quotes

Life is an oyster but you don’t crack it open on a mattress!,

(Willy Loman in the 1949 play  Death of a Salesman)

- Arthur Miller (1915-2005), American writer, pictured right.  



No 10Sex Quotes

There was little she hadn’t tried and less she wouldn’t.

(talking about Dori Duz in the 1961 novel Catch-22)

- Joseph Heller (1923-99), American writer, pictured right.  

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